Since I have Been Married To A Filipina for over 32 years,
And I want to See That You Do The Same Thing,
I will Give you a $25.00 Filipino Discount.
(This DIscount May Also Be Used In Conjunction With Any Other Discount I Am Currently Running For For 2014. (But You Have To Find It)!
Due to the fact that I am a retired U.S. Marine with over 21 years of service; and that our military service personnel have come home from Iraq in December 2011, I will give any couple who will be married in the calendar year 2014, a $25.00 discount, if either of you have served, or still serving in any of the U.S. military services.
NOW: The above coupon is good for any member of your family who has ever been in the military service. Soooo, if your Uncle Ned was in Vietnam, I’ll give you $25.00 off your wedding ceremony.
If your Aunt Martha was a Nurse in WWII, I’ll still give you $25.00 off. If your Grandpa was in the Civil war at Bull Run, Gettysburg, or Antioch; I’ll still honor this offer.
If your Great Grandpa served in the American Revolution and fought against the British at Fort McKinley or Bunker Hill, I’ll donate the $25.00 back to you.
If your Uncle Bill was thrown off the Mayflower, The Santa Maria, The Pinta, or the Nina as a freedom fighter, you still get the discount.
I’ll tell you what; if your Dad’s dad wore a coons skins hat and fought at the Alamo, I’ll take $25.00 off of your wedding.
No proof required. Your say-so is good enough for me.